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- teacher: where's your homework
- me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
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cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
One time when I was little I ran away from home because I was upset but I just took left turns because I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I ended up back at home it was really embarrassing
(via pizza)
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My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
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